They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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