Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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