The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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