Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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