So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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