i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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