I'm drive I can fine osifer
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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