i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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