he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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