is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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