so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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