yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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