Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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