Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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