if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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