I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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