hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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