Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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