We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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