Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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