You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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