You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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