just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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