Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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