I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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