Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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