My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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