at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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