How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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