Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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