is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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