just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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