Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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