Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he thought i was a dude.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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