So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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