So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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