I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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