The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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