It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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