I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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