How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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