I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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