And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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