How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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