I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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