Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Sorry about my life...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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