And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just want nice things and good sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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