As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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