He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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