Joe is yelling at the trees again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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