Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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