That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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