you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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