Your tits are I can't wait for
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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