I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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