even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sext me about skeletons
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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