After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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