I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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