Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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