everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
