i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
3pm strippers are depressing
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
